What I learned in the Poconos.

You want what's in front of you = We are on the 'get a house in the poconos' stint again.
I'll have to do a pro con sort of list soon.

I would not want to rake leaves up there. Where do they all go every year? Can't burn those leaves, that much burning would create a smoky haze that would blot out the sun.

Fear Factor + tight lycra tops on girls + outdoor breeze + excited jumping = massive ratings. Oh yeah, get them to do gross and dangerous stuff.

I can't fish worth shit. Kyle out fished me. He caught a 2-3 # large mouth. I caught nada. John caught a pike and bass. I'm losing any talent I once had. Time to start fishing with a grenade.

I eat nothing but crap when on vacation.