I saw that the cell phone industry saw $400 million in porn sales for it's phones in 2004. It's expected to rise. I won't bother remembering the projected amount because that's just bull shit and it isn't the topic of this post. It leads me to think about why is porn such big business. It costs $10 to rent (according to Howard Stern this morning) porn via cable while it's only $5 for a regular movie. Why do we males love porn. Well because we are wired that way. If we weren't, according to my calculations we would have 1/12th less global population than we have now, barring plagues and what not. Oh, and too those females who ask Why can't you control yourselves? Do you have to act like caveman? See how easy it is for females to stop the PMS induced tirades, post partum depression and mood swings while pregnant. We all run on chemicals. It's kind of like a rocket that takes off, you have a little bit of leeway w/ wings and such but you can't turn on a dime or come to a complete stop. Not only are we all just walking squishy leaking chemicals factories, we are all different. There are plenty of reasons why a guy would not be interested in porn. Religious reasons = guilt = fear of reprisals = shame OR the right amount of chemicals isn't running through his veins. Getting back to the differences, everyone is topped off w/ his or her own levels of chemicals and each person acts differently at different levels. Hence, our wonderful 'uniqueness'. It kind of give's biorhythms so chutzpa but feeling different from one day to the next is not based on stars or moons or magnetic fluxes in the earth's rotation. It's what you eat and breath and reflect back into your self because your body can produce it's own chemicals based on what you thing. Ever wake from a nightmare gut's twisted, scared as shit and heart racing? That is a series of chemicals squirted into your bloodstream by your own glands because your brain told your body, drop shit and run.

*drops shit, heads off stage*